Before registering for the 1007th Underworld Spelling Bee, please make sure to read the entry rules in full.
1. Demons entering the contest must be between the ages of 50 and 400. Demons over 400 and lost souls are NOT permitted to enter.
2. The entrance fee is the 150 screams from lost souls. Participants are encouraged to collect their own screams. If a participant is unable to afford the entrance fee, please contact the Marquis Naberius.
3. The will be held in the area on the 9th level of hell on June 6th at 6:00 pm. Participants must arrive by 5:00 pm to register and receive their number.
4. Participants must be accompanied by a demon over the age of 800.
5. All words and spellings will be taken from the Lesser Keys of Solomon, first edition.
6. All spellings must be given in Sanskrit. Using other alphabets or languages will result in disqualification.
7. Prizes will be awarded for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. The prizes are as follows:
1st: 1000 screams from lost souls, 1 trip to the surface world (3 days, 2 nights, meals and hotel included), and a signed photo of Lucifer
2nd: 500 screams from lost souls and a signed photo of Lucifer
3rd: 250 screams from lost souls and a signed photo of Lucifer
8. Participants who do not place will be banished to the Forest of Suicide to live as a withered tree for 15 years.
We encourage all young demons to participated in the 1007th Underworld Spelling Bee, one of Hell's proudest traditions. All questions and concerns may be directed to the Marquis Naberius. He can usually be found guarding the entrance to Hell in the shape of a large, 3-headed dog.
The High Council of Demonic Academic Excellence wishes all of our contestants the best of luck. See you June 6th!
Friday, January 31, 2014
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Internet Lingo of the Damned
Our chatrooms are haunted places with black backgrounds and blue text. The connection is bad, so sending messages can take an eternity. We drag down the phrases we used to know; they suffer with us.
2nite means always and 2moro is a sick joke. IDK is wishful thinking--we cannot help but know.
IMHO: If Mephistopheles had overheard...
FWIW: Fell when I was...
LOL: Living our loss
404 is not simply a nuisance.
2nite means always and 2moro is a sick joke. IDK is wishful thinking--we cannot help but know.
IMHO: If Mephistopheles had overheard...
FWIW: Fell when I was...
LOL: Living our loss
404 is not simply a nuisance.
Friday, January 24, 2014
Spirit Days
My self-summary
Hi I'm Danielle! I'm a nurse at City Hospital in the cardiology wing. You could say I know alot about hearts ;)
What I'm doing with my life
Working hard but also playing hard! I love going to the bar with my gfs after work, I am the karaoke queen. I'm working on getting a bachelors degree so I can be a nurse practitioner someday.
I'm really good at
Karaoke lol. I am actually really good at grilling stuff. Like, hamburgers and crazy stuff like pineapples. Seriously it sounds weird but I promise it's super delicious!
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair. Usually I'm in my scrubs so I guess people notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't get to read alot unless you count text books! My favorite movie is The Breakfast Club and my favorite TV show is New Girl. I like 90's music like Ben Folds Five and Barenaked Ladies, and I also even still love N*SYNC and the Spice Girls. Lol! I will eat anything but I have a bad habit of eating to many french fries!
The six things I could never do without
My friends. My family. My phone. My car. My puggle Chipper. Margaritas!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fashion. I know it's weird and it's not like I'm super into clothes or whatever. But I always think about how when I was a kid and we had spirit days at school and we got to dress up like the 70's and the 80's and everyone had on bell bottoms. Or leggings with cropped sweatshirts and big hair. I look at stuff like ombre or hipster clothing and I like to imagine about what kids will wear for spirit days in the future when their supposed to dress up like the 2000's or 2010's. Ok lol now you think I'm crazy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Working probably! Otherwise I like to hang out with my friends at Charlies or else sit on the couch with Chipper and watch a scary movie.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit
Most of my friends who are nurses believe in ghosts because you see a lot of crazy unexplainable stuff at the hospital, but I don't! I do believe in reincarnation though.
I'm looking for
You should message me if
You like to laugh, have fun, and play with adorable puggles.
Karaoke lol. I am actually really good at grilling stuff. Like, hamburgers and crazy stuff like pineapples. Seriously it sounds weird but I promise it's super delicious!
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair. Usually I'm in my scrubs so I guess people notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't get to read alot unless you count text books! My favorite movie is The Breakfast Club and my favorite TV show is New Girl. I like 90's music like Ben Folds Five and Barenaked Ladies, and I also even still love N*SYNC and the Spice Girls. Lol! I will eat anything but I have a bad habit of eating to many french fries!
The six things I could never do without
My friends. My family. My phone. My car. My puggle Chipper. Margaritas!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fashion. I know it's weird and it's not like I'm super into clothes or whatever. But I always think about how when I was a kid and we had spirit days at school and we got to dress up like the 70's and the 80's and everyone had on bell bottoms. Or leggings with cropped sweatshirts and big hair. I look at stuff like ombre or hipster clothing and I like to imagine about what kids will wear for spirit days in the future when their supposed to dress up like the 2000's or 2010's. Ok lol now you think I'm crazy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Working probably! Otherwise I like to hang out with my friends at Charlies or else sit on the couch with Chipper and watch a scary movie.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit
Most of my friends who are nurses believe in ghosts because you see a lot of crazy unexplainable stuff at the hospital, but I don't! I do believe in reincarnation though.
I'm looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 22-32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to laugh, have fun, and play with adorable puggles.
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