If you want to test a relationship, dance like Elaine from Seinfeld
Preferably in a crowded place
Preferably at a black tie event
Really go for it. Bust out your thumbs and full body dry heave
Make sure you have enough space
Make sure you maintain eye contact
Everyone will stare at you, so be prepared for that. Own it
Some friends will pretend not to know you
Some dates will sneak out through the back
Let them go. You don't need that in your life. Keep dancing
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