Palette

Red. White. Black.

These are Snow White's colors. Even idiots know that.

But what if on the day the Evil Queen was getting ready to put her devilish plan in motion, the only apple that her minions could find was a Granny Smith? And despite her yelling and threatening and then actually turning people into mice, she was stuck with a green apple?

People with black hair do not look good next to that shade of green. Snow White would look washed out and sickly.

She would have to be blonde, and probably tan as well.

The palette would be spring instead of winter. Snow White collapsing on the beach while the dwarves are off at their beach volleyball game.

It would throw everything off. The story would be ruined. Tiny, raven-haired children would be denied their only role model. The fairy tale world would collapse.

Next time, the Evil Queen should plan ahead, make sure she can get a Red Delicious. She knows the importance of color.