By Carrie Dee
Size Name: 8-Count Box
I'm something of a serial mover--don't like to stay in any one place too long. Whenever I decide to head to a new city (or country--I'd go to a new planet if I could), the first thing I do is go to the store and buy a box of Magic Erasers. These things really are unbelievable, and so easy to use. You just wet it in the sink, squeeze out the extra water, and scrub away.
Scummy shower walls? Gone like magic. Perpetually water-streaked kitchen sink? Gone like magic. Scuffed floors from failed attempts to teach yourself how to tap dance? Gone like magic. Headboard-banged wall after you and that shithead from Dairy Queen went at it for a few weeks and then he never called you back? Gone like magic. Stained countertop from that time you brought the neighbor kids over to dye Easter eggs without their mother's permission and when she caught you the baby was so scared she knocked over her cup? Gone like magic. Ashy cabinet bottoms after carelessly burning photographs of your father and his significantly younger third wife? Gone like magic.
It all disappears so beautifully. I don't know how they do it. Anyway, Magic Erasers are perfect for anyone moving on in life. You can't take the past with you, and you certainly don't want the new tenants to see all those filthy remnants of your life. Mr. Clean's the best magician for the job.
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