I hardly think not changing the toilet paper roll is grounds for divorce. If we're going to fuck all this up, surely we can think of a better reason.
Like how I watch so much porn. Women aren't supposed to like that, right? Of course, you always watched it with me, which is one of the major reasons I married you in the first place.
Maybe that's a good excuse. "I find it hot that you like porn" probably shouldn't be a major reason for marriage.
You probably thought I loved you.
That probably pisses you off.
Or what about your cat? You know I'm allergic, and you have to admit it's fucking irritating when it scratches on the bedroom door at 5 a.m.
Credit card debt. A newfound interest in religion. Hamburger Helper. Conflicting astrological signs.
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