Entry Rules for the 1007th Annual Underworld Spelling Bee

Before registering for the 1007th Underworld Spelling Bee, please make sure to read the entry rules in full.

1. Demons entering the contest must be between the ages of 50 and 400. Demons over 400 and lost souls are NOT permitted to enter.

2. The entrance fee is the 150 screams from lost souls. Participants are encouraged to collect their own screams. If a participant is unable to afford the entrance fee, please contact the Marquis Naberius.

3. The will be held in the area on the 9th level of hell on June 6th at 6:00 pm. Participants must arrive by 5:00 pm to register and receive their number.

4. Participants must be accompanied by a demon over the age of 800.

5. All words and spellings will be taken from the Lesser Keys of Solomon, first edition.

6. All spellings must be given in Sanskrit. Using other alphabets or languages will result in disqualification.

7. Prizes will be awarded for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. The prizes are as follows:

1st: 1000 screams from lost souls, 1 trip to the surface world (3 days, 2 nights, meals and hotel included), and a signed photo of Lucifer
2nd: 500 screams from lost souls and a signed photo of Lucifer
3rd: 250 screams from lost souls and a signed photo of Lucifer

8. Participants who do not place will be banished to the Forest of Suicide to live as a withered tree for 15         years.

We encourage all young demons to participated in the 1007th Underworld Spelling Bee, one of Hell's proudest traditions. All questions and concerns may be directed to the Marquis Naberius. He can usually be found guarding the entrance to Hell in the shape of a large, 3-headed dog.

The High Council of Demonic Academic Excellence wishes all of our contestants the best of luck. See you June 6th!