Thursday, January 9, 2014

Horoscopes: Who's your celebrity love match?

too bad you're not Matt Damon
        or Zac Efron
        or Kim Kardashian
        or any Libra, really

because then we would date

we could go to the zoo
        you could try and impress me with
        facts you learned from
        Steve Irwin

you could take me to the carnival
       and bribe the ride operator to stop
       the ferris wheel just like in
       The Notebook

because all girls love The Notebook

we could go dutch
it would be no big deal

but it's not in the stars

sorry.

No comments:

Post a Comment